I need this to be good

Because thus far? This movie ticks a lot of boxes for me.

“An unnamed American couple travels to a strange, snowy European city to adopt a baby. It’s a difficult journey that leaves the wife, who is struggling with cancer, desperately weak, and her husband worries that her illness will prevent the orphanage from releasing their child. On arrival, the couple checks into the cavernous and eerily deserted Borgarfjaroasysla Grand Imperial Hotel, where the bar is always open, and the lobby populated with an enigmatic cast of characters ranging from an ancient, flamboyant chanteuse to a debauched businessman to an enigmatic faith healer. Nothing is as it seems in this baffling, frozen world, and the more the couple struggles to claim their baby, the less they seem to know about their marriage, themselves, and life itself.”

⭐Leonardo DiCaprio
⭐Jennifer Lawrence
⭐Patricia Clarkson
⭐Jared Harris
⭐Mads Mikkelsen

30 Days of Horror Movies: 2025

I could not have been worse about cataloging my October horror movies this year, but it’s 2025 and nothing matters anymore but maintaining my sense of ennui 🤖

Evil Dead 2
Phantasm
Phantasm 2
Phantasm 3
Phantasm 4: Oblivion
Phantasm: Ravager
Bubba Ho Tep
Hammer House of Horror
Longlegs
Chopping Mall
From Dusk Til Dawn
Nightbreed
The Conjuring
The Conjuring 2
Nightmare on Elm Street
Nightmare on Elm Street 2
Nightmare on Elm Stree 3
The Bake Street Haunting
Beetlejuice
Midnight Mass
An American Werewolf in London
Friday the 13th Part 2
Friday the 13th Part 3
Friday the 13th The Final Chapter
Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
Friday the 13th: Jason Lives
Friday the 13th: The New Blood
Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan
Friday the 13th: Jason Goes To Hell The Final Friday
Friday the 13th: Jason X
Friday the 13th: Freddy Vs. Jason
Weapons
Ringu
Gonjiam
Elvira’s Haunted Hills
Creepshow

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