{"id":793,"date":"2019-05-13T15:08:21","date_gmt":"2019-05-13T15:08:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/planetspaceball.wordpress.com\/?p=793"},"modified":"2021-10-29T18:58:41","modified_gmt":"2021-10-29T18:58:41","slug":"neutering-a-story-in-pictures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/planetspaceball.com\/?p=793","title":{"rendered":"Neutering: A Story in Pictures"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone size-full wp-image-789\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/planetspaceball.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/05\/img_0210.jpg?w=474\" alt=\"en route\" class=\"wp-image-789\"\/><figcaption>He knew something wasn&#8217;t right with this ride. This wasn&#8217;t a trip to the River Trail.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone size-full wp-image-788\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/planetspaceball.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/05\/img_0216.jpg?w=474\" alt=\"Ow mah balls.\" class=\"wp-image-788\"\/><figcaption>Actually using his bed for its intended purpose vs. trying to impregnate it.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone size-full wp-image-790\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/planetspaceball.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/05\/img_0221.jpg?w=474\" alt=\"angry puppy\" class=\"wp-image-790\"\/><figcaption>I have not forgiven you yet.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone size-full wp-image-792\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/planetspaceball.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/05\/img_0222.jpg?w=474\" alt=\"Over it and over you\" class=\"wp-image-792\"\/><figcaption>I am trying to break your heart. Also I am walking sideways, leave me alone.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone size-full wp-image-791\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/planetspaceball.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/05\/img_0223.jpg?w=474\" alt=\"so high\" class=\"wp-image-791\"\/><figcaption>Trust: BROKEN. Also: HIGH AF.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure id=\"attachment_787\">\n<p><\/p><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-787 size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/planetspaceball.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/05\/img_0238.jpg?w=474\" alt=\"DONE\" class=\"wp-image-787\"\/><figcaption>Too tired for his dinosaur. Shortly after this, he bit me when I tried the cone because he&#8217;s making this personal now.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-796 size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/planetspaceball.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/05\/img_0201.jpg?w=474\" alt=\"NEW BALL\" class=\"wp-image-796\"\/><figcaption>We better now! With balls an ugly shade of weird purple, but we aren&#8217;t trying to get those stitches out any more. NEW BALL!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignnone wp-image-795 size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/planetspaceball.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/05\/img_0180.jpg?w=474\" alt=\"EARS!\" class=\"wp-image-795\"\/><figcaption>And&#8230;we&#8217;re back! 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