{"id":3809,"date":"2026-03-20T14:35:05","date_gmt":"2026-03-20T14:35:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/planetspaceball.com\/?p=3809"},"modified":"2026-03-27T14:09:57","modified_gmt":"2026-03-27T14:09:57","slug":"i-need-this-to-be-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/planetspaceball.com\/?p=3809","title":{"rendered":"I need this to be good"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Because thus far? This movie ticks a lot of boxes for me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“An unnamed American couple travels to a strange, snowy European city to adopt a baby. It’s a difficult journey that leaves the wife, who is struggling with cancer, desperately weak, and her husband worries that her illness will prevent the orphanage from releasing their child. On arrival, the couple checks into the cavernous and eerily deserted Borgarfjaroasysla Grand Imperial Hotel, where the bar is always open, and the lobby populated with an enigmatic cast of characters ranging from an ancient, flamboyant chanteuse to a debauched businessman to an enigmatic faith healer. Nothing is as it seems in this baffling, frozen world, and the more the couple struggles to claim their baby, the less they seem to know about their marriage, themselves, and life itself.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2b50Leonardo DiCaprio
\u2b50Jennifer Lawrence
\u2b50Patricia Clarkson
\u2b50Jared Harris
\u2b50Mads Mikkelsen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Because thus far? This movie ticks a lot of boxes for me. “An unnamed American couple travels to a strange, snowy European city to adopt a baby. It’s a difficult journey that leaves the wife, who is struggling with cancer, desperately weak, and her husband worries that her illness will prevent the orphanage from releasing … Continue reading I need this to be good<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3827,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"csbAdvScrollBarCursor":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[214,144],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-movies","category-personal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/planetspaceball.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/What-Happens-At-Night-1570716133.jpg?fit=1900%2C1267&ssl=1","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":158,"url":"https:\/\/planetspaceball.com\/?p=158","url_meta":{"origin":3809,"position":0},"title":"Acclaimed game Firewatch announced for Switch, likely to include “a couple surprises” – Nintendo Everything","author":"sb1","date":"April 5, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Acclaimed game Firewatch announced for Switch, likely to include \"a couple surprises\" - Nintendo Everything \u2014 Read on nintendoeverything.com\/acclaimed-game-firewatch-announced-for-switch-likely-to-include-a-couple-surprises\/","rel":"","context":"In "Featured"","block_context":{"text":"Featured","link":"https:\/\/planetspaceball.com\/?cat=132"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/planetspaceball.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/nswitch.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/planetspaceball.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/nswitch.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/planetspaceball.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/nswitch.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/planetspaceball.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/nswitch.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/planetspaceball.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/nswitch.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetspaceball.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3809","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetspaceball.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetspaceball.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetspaceball.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetspaceball.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3809"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/planetspaceball.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3809\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3814,"href":"https:\/\/planetspaceball.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3809\/revisions\/3814"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetspaceball.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetspaceball.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetspaceball.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetspaceball.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}