{"id":1948,"date":"2021-10-04T17:53:30","date_gmt":"2021-10-04T17:53:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/planetspaceball.com\/?p=1948"},"modified":"2021-12-27T16:53:37","modified_gmt":"2021-12-27T16:53:37","slug":"10-04-2021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/planetspaceball.com\/?p=1948","title":{"rendered":"Movies From The Garage – Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Welcome to Shitty Movies From the Garage! This is what we do now, in fancy Heywood Wakefield movie seats. Never miss a day of antiquing, ya’ll. I only have approximately three things that I get to experience now, so thanks, Pandemic!

We did a rewatch of the absolute banger of a classic milestone of cinema history called Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. I could pretend that I haven’t seen this movie roughly a hundred times, but everyone who knows me for just a few minutes would probably tell me to stop the lies.

Even more telling, I own the paperback AND hardback novelizations. And they aren’t even hidden. Pretty sure I tried REALLY hard to find fanfiction at some point \ud83c\udf89\u2728

A few great quotes from the rewatch:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guy of Gisborne:<\/strong> “Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe? Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it’s dull, you twit. It’ll hurt more!”

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Will Scarlett:<\/strong> “Fuck me…they cleared it!”

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Friar Tuck:<\/strong> “This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about… BEER.”

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Sheriff of Nottingham:<\/strong> “Wait a minute. Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That’s it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.”

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Witch Crone Goblin:<\/strong> “Cackles in Westcountry.”<\/em>

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Kevin Costner’s Butt<\/strong>: “Bein’ a butt.”

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I have nothing bad to say about this movie because it is perfection.


RATING: \u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50\u2b50

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