{"id":1304,"date":"2020-08-06T03:25:58","date_gmt":"2020-08-06T03:25:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/planetspaceball.wordpress.com\/2020\/08\/06\/08-04-2020\/"},"modified":"2021-10-22T18:09:03","modified_gmt":"2021-10-22T18:09:03","slug":"08-04-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/planetspaceball.com\/?p=1304","title":{"rendered":"08.04.2020"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/planetspaceball.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/08\/00000img_00000_burst20200804170546158_cover4551650681821289320.jpg?w=474\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1302\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/planetspaceball.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/08\/00000img_00000_burst20200804170608431_cover6431949370402420964.jpg?w=474\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1303\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Fritos and rice are fine if you dunk it in fire sauce, I promise. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fritos and rice are fine if you dunk it in fire sauce, I promise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"csbAdvScrollBarCursor":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[144],"tags":[22],"class_list":["post-1304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-personal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1967,"url":"https:\/\/planetspaceball.com\/?p=1967","url_meta":{"origin":1304,"position":0},"title":"10.06.2021","author":"sb1","date":"October 6, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Vietnamese Grandma says that I don't look good and I need some rice. 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