{"id":1073,"date":"2020-04-11T18:42:00","date_gmt":"2020-04-11T18:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/planetspaceball.wordpress.com\/?p=1073"},"modified":"2021-10-22T18:21:45","modified_gmt":"2021-10-22T18:21:45","slug":"do-not-listen-to-the-lizard-he-has-been-fed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/planetspaceball.com\/?p=1073","title":{"rendered":"DO NOT LISTEN TO THE LIZARD, HE HAS BEEN FED"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery aligncenter columns-3 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/planetspaceball.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/04\/img_20200408_1746367932302375843486603.jpg?w=474\" data-id=\"1070\" class=\"wp-image-1070\" \/><figcaption class=\"blocks-gallery-item__caption\">I&#8217;ve been very patient.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/planetspaceball.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/04\/img_20200408_2214507380684419343957648.jpg?w=474\" data-id=\"1071\" class=\"wp-image-1071\" \/><figcaption class=\"blocks-gallery-item__caption\">BUT THAT&#8217;S DONE NOW.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/planetspaceball.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/04\/img_20200408_1737417754031040148865765.jpg?w=474\" data-id=\"1069\" class=\"wp-image-1069\" \/><figcaption class=\"blocks-gallery-item__caption\">THIRD DINNER OR SO HELP ME&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/planetspaceball.files.wordpress.com\/2020\/04\/img_20200408_1731475375925261771900108.jpg?w=474\" data-id=\"1072\" class=\"wp-image-1072\" \/><figcaption class=\"blocks-gallery-item__caption\">YOU WILL GET THE SNAKEY LOOK.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"csbAdvScrollBarCursor":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[144],"tags":[22],"class_list":["post-1073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-personal","tag-personal","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2642,"url":"https:\/\/planetspaceball.com\/?p=2642","url_meta":{"origin":1073,"position":0},"title":"Movies From The Garage &#8211; King Arthur: Legend of the Sword","author":"sb1","date":"December 17, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"King Arthur: Legend of the Sword is similar to other Arthur stories in that some of the names and places are the same. 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